Life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
Mind if I put a Trojan on your hard drive?
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
Baby, I love you so much that if Joss Whedon were writing our romance one of us would be dead by now.
My name’s Vista. Can I crash at your place tonight?
If I FlickR your YOUTUBE, will you Twitter my Yahoo?
Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.
Hey baby, what’s your tanx cosx?
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?